Maybe this one will stick.

I've had this blog for over a year and a half. I've erased all of my past posts in an effort to start new. I've been writing blogs and "about me"'s since I was twelve years old (and I'm older now, to say the least). To get things re-rolling, I thought, at four in the morning, it might be nice to explain who I am and my aim with this sorry excuse for a blog. My apologies are laid out on the table in advance.

My name has never summed me up until now. I am Karissa Joy Olin, often shortened to KJo. I like to believe that I can cheat destiny/ fate, death, and math tests. I am not pregnant, I do not do coke, I sleep in my own bed, and I have never had sex under the influence of beer or tequila. I say this to shoot down any stereotype of the American teenager that might be held against me.

I am a Texan by birth and I claim my statehood before my American citizenship. My passions are music, writing, traveling, baking, dressing and living fabulously, reading, bath and body works' Body Butter, 5 inch Heels, men who wear Polo Black, and memorizing random trivia from history. I like Frank Sinatra, the colors pink, blue, grey, and ivory, weddings, cherries, bassists, and Marie Antoinette. I do not like parmesean cheese, pepper in my food, blisters, sunburns, people who refuse to read, being called "Baby", shiteous screamo (lookin' at you, Oli Sykes), Windows OS, and the tint on the windows of my car. I have a tendency to love and love deeply. I am in a constant state of shock and awe by the world around me and I'm much "deeper" than my freckled epidermis will ever suggest. I do not like being told that my eyes are green because it is a very obvious fact and it does not ever surprise me. I spend a majority of my paychecks on DVDs, clothing, makeup, and a lot of gasoline. I want to document my life in case anyone is ever curious or I pull a blank and forget my adventures. Oh, and let us not leave this out: I'm going to be a very important musician one day in the near future. I sing in order to keep my own sanity. I keep sane so I can sing.

I am a Libra (second decan), an ENFP, a makeup junkie, a water monkey, a sleepy little bear covered in leather and lace, and the jerk who kicks down dominos and blows over card houses. I'm just trying to figure out my future and plan for things (and have them follow through) and maybe keep a shred of dignity. I'm a little off balance and I cannot keep a hair color to save my life, but I'm pretty spectacular once the burn from the fireworks dulls down.

Hello, I'm Karissa Joy Olin, and I'm about to snuggle my way into your heart.